The Great Penguin Council
The penguin council met this week in Rochester. There were many important discussions regarding an edible replacement for icebergs. Vanilla ice cream, snow cones, and whipped cream were all proposed as desirable alternatives.
Carrots were determined to be the optimal feet and beak, and olives continue to reign as perfect bodies. However, much debate took place on the front of filling. Though this species reigns as exclusively mozzarella, internet sources suggested delicious alternatives such as cream cheese or veggie cream cheese. Cheddar and “tub cheese” were also considered.
Sir Quacks A Lot felt that this was a very productive meeting and is looking forward to being eaten.
